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The best mashup producers can make you love even your most hated songs. They do magic. At the first time, when my friend Pheugoo told me this idea I was not so excited. I'm one of those people who really hate or got fed up with the DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince original. THX MTV 4 playing in every 30 min by the time :( But everything has changed when I listened the mashup, well I still not crazy about the original 'Summertime' but can't get enough from Pheugoos version. Here is one of the best lazy summer vibes of the moment, Pheugoo: All I Need Is Summertime

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Saw 4 Poster

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The Greatest Gadget of All Time Tournament

Wired brings us a bracket style matchup of some of the coolest technologies over the last few hundred years.  Granted, most of these are from the last 30 years, but still there are some very important milestones listed here.  I will definitely be keeping an eye on this as it's voted on.  Check out The Greatest Gadget of All Time Tournament.

Some of the items listed include Nintendo Wii, Sony Mavica Digital Camera, Motorola StarTAC, Palm Treo 600, AK-47, and Apple Newton.  Which of the 64 would you pick?

The 25 Worst Sequels Ever Made

The 25 Worst Sequels Ever Made

Rope "Swing"

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Naomi Watts is More Pregnant Than Anyone

Ever.

Easter Bunny

Donnie Darko

Wii Fit

I'm all over this thing when it comes out.  I really wanna play "graphs".

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10 Simple Rules of Etiquette for Concerts

I know a few people who break these rules.  Singers and attendees both actually.


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Original iPhone

In late June, the iPhone hit the US market. Apple aficionados queued for days to be first in line to get their greedy little paws on the long awaited gadget. fudder-employee Marc Esslinger is an Apple-fan as well . also because he has a very special relationship to Apple. His father Hartmut Esslinger designed the famous Apple IIc, which was Apple's first portable computer (1984). fudder presents Marc's personal Apple-Story and a Photo-Gallery with partly never before seen Apple-Designs of the early 80s. For example: The very first iPhone from 1983.



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Branding

Quick... Think about brands or names of products and services you know. Considering everything, which three brands do you consider the best? 

For the first time ever, Coke is listed at the top of the list.

Here is the full list according to a Harris Poll.

1. Coca-Cola
2. Sony
3. Toyota
4. Dell
5. Ford
6. Kraft Foods
7. Pepsi
8. Microsoft
9. Apple
10. Honda

Coca Cola On Top For First Time In Annual 'Best Brands' Harris Poll (Press Release)

SPOILED!

This page has all the spoiler stuff you don't want to know about Harry Potter's last book.  Try to resist it.  Even if you peek at the top, it ruins stuff so BE CAREFUL!

Britney

She's Looking Right!!

More of this please and not the pink wigs.

Drunken Stepfather

A Letter to Optimus Prime From His GEICO Auto Insurance Agent.

Dear Mr. Prime,

We have received your accident-claim reports for the month of June—they total 27. I regret to inform you that GEICO will not be able to reimburse you for any of those repairs. I feel that I have sent the same letter to you once a month for the last six months, and I am now sending it again.

Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either "Sneak attack by Decepticons" or "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings."

The only repairs for which you were reimbursed were the replacement of a cracked fender and a headlight, required after a Mr. I. Ron Hide backed his van into your truck; these cost $1,286.63. Our own investigation concluded that you were not at fault and that Mr. Hide had been drinking prior to the accident. Though police were unable to test his blood-alcohol level—Mr. Hide claimed that it would be impossible for police to examine his blood-alcohol content with a Breathalyzer, because he "doesn't breathe"—under Washington-state law, refusal to take a Breathalyzer test is equivalent to returning a result above the legal level.

But, I repeat, those were the only repairs for which you have been reimbursed, and it was a very minor accident in comparison to your other claims. I mention a few to illustrate the larger trend:

• $379,431.34 requested reimbursement for repairs to your truck cabin. You claimed the damage was caused by attacking fighter jets.
• $665,789.11 requested reimbursement for repairs to your trailer. You claimed the damage was caused by a giant mechanical scorpion, which I can only assume is some amusement-park ride, although I question the wisdom of bringing your mobile home so close to such dangerous equipment.
• $6,564,239.44 requested reimbursement for repairs to a truck part called the "Autobot Matrix of Leadership." You stated this occurred in "an ultimate confrontation between good and evil," with a Ms. Meg Atron and a Mr. U. Nicron causing the damage in question. Mr. Prime, I have checked every known car- and truck-part catalog published in the United States and have found nothing even resembling that part, never mind any part so expensive. Whatever disagreements you had with Ms. Atron and Mr. Nicron, I suggest that next time you either settle things peaceably or leave your Autobot Matrix of Leadership at home so it doesn't break. GEICO does not cover Autobot Matrix of Leaderships.

And the list goes on. Mr. Prime, I am going to remind you again: Your policy with GEICO only reimburses you for accidents that occur while you are engaged in the reasonable use of your truck and trailer. As I told you when you originally purchased the policy, GEICO does not offer Megatron coverage, Starscream coverage, Soundwave coverage, Decepticon coverage, or Energon-blast coverage. Those are just not the types of damages we would expect from reasonable use.

To sum up, GEICO has been unable to reimburse you for any repairs, but due to the high number of accidents you have been a party to this month, combined with the many accidents you have had in the preceding five months, your premium has increased to $235,567.50 per month. While that may seem like a lot, I remind you that it is a savings of $137 over Progressive and $98 over State Farm. Please have your check into our main office by the end of July.

Regards,

Simon Furman
GEICO Agent

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: A Letter to Optimus Prime From His GEICO Auto Insurance Agent.

Perfect Cubicle Collectibles to Show Off Geekiness

If I wasn't married and responsible with my money, I'd snatch all 5 of these up immediately.

Goonies never say die!

































Mezco Toyz and Warner Brothers Consumer Products are proud to announce the
first ever Goonies action figures from the cult classic 80s movie.The Goonies is the ultimate adventure movie that has truly become one of today’s cult classics. Premiering on the big screen in 1985, it placed in the top 10 highest grossing films of that year.

The Goonies has become a timeless favorite with a worldwide fan base. This movie has it all: treasure maps, villainous crooks, secret underground caverns, deadly booby traps, pirate skeletons, hidden treasure, and a monster. All this adds up to equal the magic that is...The Goonies.


Mezco Toyz presents the first assortment of action figures featuring:

• Mikey — with map, Copper Bones, Spanish Doubloon, alternate hand with inhaler and bag of marbles
• Data — with Bully Buster, Pinchers of Peril, sticky dart and dynamite
• Chunk — with statue of David, milk shake and piece of pizza
• Mouth — with lantern, hair brush, pirate sword and pirate treasure
• Sloth — with pirate hat and pirate swordEach figure is fully articulated and comes with a loads of accessories.

Available for pre-order this summer from the Mezco Direct Store.

Mezco Toyz | Movie, Television and Proprietary Action Figures & Collectibles

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Top 10 Webcam Hotties

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Harry Potter Book Disguises

Ok, so you really wanna get the new Harry Potter book this week.  The problem is, you don't want your homeboys to know you're reading it.  Well, no worries.  There are plenty of book covers you can get to throw off the scent of reading a book aimed at teenagers.  With such gems as the three below, nobody would ever expect you to be reading about wizards and magic-ry or whatever.  In fact, you'll probably not even even get hassled ever again by the unsuspecting onlooker.  Remember, "The Road Through The Mountains is Paved... With Rape"

Click the link below to see all of them.  Asshole.




Harry Potter Book Disguises

Transform Your Photos Beautiful Mosaic

Take a few similar pictures and make a mosaic out of them.  If you do it right, the end result looks like something out of a brochure or website for a vacation getaway.  I can't wait to try this one out.

Transform... | Nifty Tutorials

CodecInstaller - audio and video codecs analysis tool. Install common codecs.

For those of you getting into the torrents game, this site might come in handy...

Ever had a movie where you could hear only the sound but there were no video? Or only video and no sound?That's almost certainly a codec missing! CodecInstaller is here to help you understand which codec you need and to let you install it in minutes.CodecInstaller is a Windows program that detects the Audio and Video codecs installed on your system, analyzes files to understand which codecs they require and suggests you to install them.

CodecInstaller - audio and video codecs analysis tool. Install common codecs.