Thursday, July 26, 2007

AudioPorn Central

The best mashup producers can make you love even your most hated songs. They do magic. At the first time, when my friend Pheugoo told me this idea I was not so excited. I'm one of those people who really hate or got fed up with the DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince original. THX MTV 4 playing in every 30 min by the time :( But everything has changed when I listened the mashup, well I still not crazy about the original 'Summertime' but can't get enough from Pheugoos version. Here is one of the best lazy summer vibes of the moment, Pheugoo: All I Need Is Summertime
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Saw 4 Poster

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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

The Greatest Gadget of All Time Tournament

Wired brings us a bracket style matchup of some of the coolest technologies over the last few hundred years.  Granted, most of these are from the last 30 years, but still there are some very important milestones listed here.  I will definitely be keeping an eye on this as it's voted on.  Check out The Greatest Gadget of All Time Tournament.

Some of the items listed include Nintendo Wii, Sony Mavica Digital Camera, Motorola StarTAC, Palm Treo 600, AK-47, and Apple Newton.  Which of the 64 would you pick?

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Wii Fit

I'm all over this thing when it comes out.  I really wanna play "graphs".

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10 Simple Rules of Etiquette for Concerts

I know a few people who break these rules.  Singers and attendees both actually.


CRACKED.com - 10 Simple Rules of Etiquette for Concerts

Original iPhone

In late June, the iPhone hit the US market. Apple aficionados queued for days to be first in line to get their greedy little paws on the long awaited gadget. fudder-employee Marc Esslinger is an Apple-fan as well . also because he has a very special relationship to Apple. His father Hartmut Esslinger designed the famous Apple IIc, which was Apple's first portable computer (1984). fudder presents Marc's personal Apple-Story and a Photo-Gallery with partly never before seen Apple-Designs of the early 80s. For example: The very first iPhone from 1983.



I stole this article from here

Branding

Quick... Think about brands or names of products and services you know. Considering everything, which three brands do you consider the best? 

For the first time ever, Coke is listed at the top of the list.

Here is the full list according to a Harris Poll.

  1. Coca-Cola
  2. Sony
  3. Toyota
  4. Dell
  5. Ford
  6. Kraft Foods
  7. Pepsi
  8. Microsoft
  9. Apple
  10. Honda

Coca Cola On Top For First Time In Annual 'Best Brands' Harris Poll (Press Release)

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

SPOILED!

This page has all the spoiler stuff you don't want to know about Harry Potter's last book.  Try to resist it.  Even if you peek at the top, it ruins stuff so BE CAREFUL!

Britney

She's Looking Right!!

More of this please and not the pink wigs.

Drunken Stepfather

A Letter to Optimus Prime From His GEICO Auto Insurance Agent.

Dear Mr. Prime,

We have received your accident-claim reports for the month of June—they total 27. I regret to inform you that GEICO will not be able to reimburse you for any of those repairs. I feel that I have sent the same letter to you once a month for the last six months, and I am now sending it again.

Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either "Sneak attack by Decepticons" or "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings."

The only repairs for which you were reimbursed were the replacement of a cracked fender and a headlight, required after a Mr. I. Ron Hide backed his van into your truck; these cost $1,286.63. Our own investigation concluded that you were not at fault and that Mr. Hide had been drinking prior to the accident. Though police were unable to test his blood-alcohol level—Mr. Hide claimed that it would be impossible for police to examine his blood-alcohol content with a Breathalyzer, because he "doesn't breathe"—under Washington-state law, refusal to take a Breathalyzer test is equivalent to returning a result above the legal level.

But, I repeat, those were the only repairs for which you have been reimbursed, and it was a very minor accident in comparison to your other claims. I mention a few to illustrate the larger trend:

  • $379,431.34 requested reimbursement for repairs to your truck cabin. You claimed the damage was caused by attacking fighter jets.
  • $665,789.11 requested reimbursement for repairs to your trailer. You claimed the damage was caused by a giant mechanical scorpion, which I can only assume is some amusement-park ride, although I question the wisdom of bringing your mobile home so close to such dangerous equipment.
  • $6,564,239.44 requested reimbursement for repairs to a truck part called the "Autobot Matrix of Leadership." You stated this occurred in "an ultimate confrontation between good and evil," with a Ms. Meg Atron and a Mr. U. Nicron causing the damage in question. Mr. Prime, I have checked every known car- and truck-part catalog published in the United States and have found nothing even resembling that part, never mind any part so expensive. Whatever disagreements you had with Ms. Atron and Mr. Nicron, I suggest that next time you either settle things peaceably or leave your Autobot Matrix of Leadership at home so it doesn't break. GEICO does not cover Autobot Matrix of Leaderships.

And the list goes on. Mr. Prime, I am going to remind you again: Your policy with GEICO only reimburses you for accidents that occur while you are engaged in the reasonable use of your truck and trailer. As I told you when you originally purchased the policy, GEICO does not offer Megatron coverage, Starscream coverage, Soundwave coverage, Decepticon coverage, or Energon-blast coverage. Those are just not the types of damages we would expect from reasonable use.

To sum up, GEICO has been unable to reimburse you for any repairs, but due to the high number of accidents you have been a party to this month, combined with the many accidents you have had in the preceding five months, your premium has increased to $235,567.50 per month. While that may seem like a lot, I remind you that it is a savings of $137 over Progressive and $98 over State Farm. Please have your check into our main office by the end of July.

Regards,

Simon Furman
GEICO Agent


McSweeney's Internet Tendency: A Letter to Optimus Prime From His GEICO Auto Insurance Agent.

Perfect Cubicle Collectibles to Show Off Geekiness

If I wasn't married and responsible with my money, I'd snatch all 5 of these up immediately.

Goonies never say die!

































Mezco Toyz and Warner Brothers Consumer Products are proud to announce the
first ever Goonies action figures from the cult classic 80s movie.The Goonies is the ultimate adventure movie that has truly become one of today’s cult classics. Premiering on the big screen in 1985, it placed in the top 10 highest grossing films of that year.

The Goonies has become a timeless favorite with a worldwide fan base. This movie has it all: treasure maps, villainous crooks, secret underground caverns, deadly booby traps, pirate skeletons, hidden treasure, and a monster. All this adds up to equal the magic that is...The Goonies.


Mezco Toyz presents the first assortment of action figures featuring:

  • Mikey — with map, Copper Bones, Spanish Doubloon, alternate hand with inhaler and bag of marbles
  • Data — with Bully Buster, Pinchers of Peril, sticky dart and dynamite
  • Chunk — with statue of David, milk shake and piece of pizza
  • Mouth — with lantern, hair brush, pirate sword and pirate treasure
  • Sloth — with pirate hat and pirate swordEach figure is fully articulated and comes with a loads of accessories.
Available for pre-order this summer from the Mezco Direct Store.
Mezco Toyz | Movie, Television and Proprietary Action Figures & Collectibles

Monday, July 16, 2007

Sand & Cotton » This Guy Is Totally NUTS

Top 10 Webcam Hotties

That is all.

Click me.

Harry Potter Book Disguises

Ok, so you really wanna get the new Harry Potter book this week.  The problem is, you don't want your homeboys to know you're reading it.  Well, no worries.  There are plenty of book covers you can get to throw off the scent of reading a book aimed at teenagers.  With such gems as the three below, nobody would ever expect you to be reading about wizards and magic-ry or whatever.  In fact, you'll probably not even even get hassled ever again by the unsuspecting onlooker.  Remember, "The Road Through The Mountains is Paved... With Rape"

Click the link below to see all of them.  Asshole.




Harry Potter Book Disguises

Transform Your Photos Beautiful Mosaic

Take a few similar pictures and make a mosaic out of them.  If you do it right, the end result looks like something out of a brochure or website for a vacation getaway.  I can't wait to try this one out.

Transform... | Nifty Tutorials

CodecInstaller - audio and video codecs analysis tool. Install common codecs.

For those of you getting into the torrents game, this site might come in handy...

Ever had a movie where you could hear only the sound but there were no video? Or only video and no sound?That's almost certainly a codec missing! CodecInstaller is here to help you understand which codec you need and to let you install it in minutes.CodecInstaller is a Windows program that detects the Audio and Video codecs installed on your system, analyzes files to understand which codecs they require and suggests you to install them.
CodecInstaller - audio and video codecs analysis tool. Install common codecs.

Friday, July 13, 2007

Running Bulls Gore 7 In Pamplona

This post is strictly so that I can show ya this picture. 

BOOYA.

Running Bulls Gore 7 In Pamplona - Photos - KNBC | Los Angeles

25 Sites We Can't Live Without - TIME

Ditto.

25 Sites We Can't Live Without - TIME

50 Best Websites 2007 - TIME

Haven't looked too deeply yet, but I wanted to post this before I forgot to.  Always helpful to read a list like this.  You end up finding a hidden gem or two and some new bookmarks.

- 50 Best Websites 2007 - TIME

Attuworld | Everything interesting, strange, funny or sexy sooner or later ends up on Attuworld

I came across some stuff I wanna buy real bad.  Basically, it's a bottled scent of a woman's vagina.  You put a small dab on the back of your hand and sniff at it.  The site has a pretty sexy gallery of provocatively posed women holding the box as well as some of a real pimped out dude sitting around with naked ladies huffing the bottle.  Link at the bottom, below one of the free pictures.  Oh, I should add that the gallery is NSFW.

The erotic, intimate scent of an irresistable woman. The precious, vaginal odour filled into a small glass phial. The phial is shaken gently, only a tiny amount of the precious, organic substance is plied onto the back of the hand... and the irresistable smell that excudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies and starts the film rolling in your head.


Order some today!

Chuck Storm #1

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Chuck Storm #2

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Thursday, July 12, 2007

Mashup

Came across this track today looking for mashups. Combines Phil Collins' In the Air with Battle Without Honor or Humanity by Tomoyasu Hotei. The latter track being the most memorable song in Kill Bill Vol. 1 from a few years back.

It starts out somewhat sloppy to me, but really gets going after around a minute. Worth your time if you're into hip-hop sounding mashups out of two tracks that aren't hip-hop at all.

http://www.bobbymartini.co.uk/kill%20bill%20in%20the%20air%20tonight.mp3

Classic Funny Scene

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Take Her Panties Off

Modern Mechanix » FORTY-POUND CIGAR IS VALUED AT SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS

Got 10 Minutes to Kill?

10 minutes later, you'll want to kill.

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Wii Zapper Announced

Wired Blogs: Gadget Lab

RSSFWD

Nifty little site that allows you to set up your email account to receive an notification of an site update via email.  It's free, but there is a PayPal donate link if you feel so inclined.  Sign up for any site out there, especially this one!!

RssFwd : Reading RSS the way you are already reading your emails

Cereal Prank

I wish I had the balls to try this on someone I knew just to see a genuine reaction in person.  Language is NSFW.  There's about 3 words in here that rhyme with truck, suck, luck, schmuck, duck, puck...  HAHAHA GET IT?!?!  It's FUCK.

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Internet in 1994

This is what the Internet looked like 13 years ago.  Incidentally, this company (DIGITAL) was who made my first printer.  It was a real piece of crap that came with my first PC bundle.  That pig was a screaming Intel PENTIUM!!! 100MHz, 8MB RAM, 1MB shared video, 14" monitor that made your eyes bleed.  In the 4 years we used that computer, we replaced the ink like twice.  Not because it was so efficient, but rather because it was literally impossible to find replacements for it.  SUN TV took us for a real ride that night.  In fact it was October 23rd, 1995 that we got our computer.  How do you remember that, Chewie?!  Simple.  I stayed up all night long messing around with it.  Seriously.  All night.  I went to college the next morning and half fell asleep on the 15 minute drive.  Later that night, I went to Cleveland to watch the Indians take on the Braves in the first home game of the 1995 World Series.  I sat one row from the top of the stadium and froze my nuts to the seat.  That's how I remember.

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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Dammit. This One Sucks Too.

This is Exactly How I Get Down Too!

Eyes have it: Madonna demands eye contact - Gossip: The Scoop - MSNBC.com

Aaron Eckhart is willing to suffer for his art.The “Thank You For Smoking” star is appearing in a film called “Bill” with Jessica Alba, and he says he put clothespins on his private parts to help his acting.“I had to pretend that my nuts hurt, so I put a clothespin on my nuts,” Eckhart told Men’s Journal. “Otherwise, you’re just learning your lines and saying them. There’s no art in that. People say, ‘Why do you want to put a clothespin on your nuts?’ You know why? Because that’s what I do for a living.”

For the kind of money he probably gets, I would be willing to mousetrap my cock.

Groom's Cake



Whatever the heck a groom's cake is anyways.  I'd still crush the cupcakes with my homeboys. 

Iron Man Poster is Officially Pretty Cool.

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