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The best mashup producers can make you love even your most hated songs. They do magic. At the first time, when my friend Pheugoo told me this idea I was not so excited. I'm one of those people who really hate or got fed up with the DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince original. THX MTV 4 playing in every 30 min by the time :( But everything has changed when I listened the mashup, well I still not crazy about the original 'Summertime' but can't get enough from Pheugoos version. Here is one of the best lazy summer vibes of the moment, Pheugoo: All I Need Is Summertime

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Saw 4 Poster

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The Greatest Gadget of All Time Tournament

Wired brings us a bracket style matchup of some of the coolest technologies over the last few hundred years.  Granted, most of these are from the last 30 years, but still there are some very important milestones listed here.  I will definitely be keeping an eye on this as it's voted on.  Check out The Greatest Gadget of All Time Tournament.

Some of the items listed include Nintendo Wii, Sony Mavica Digital Camera, Motorola StarTAC, Palm Treo 600, AK-47, and Apple Newton.  Which of the 64 would you pick?

The 25 Worst Sequels Ever Made

The 25 Worst Sequels Ever Made

Rope "Swing"

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Naomi Watts is More Pregnant Than Anyone

Ever.

Easter Bunny

Donnie Darko

Wii Fit

I'm all over this thing when it comes out.  I really wanna play "graphs".

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10 Simple Rules of Etiquette for Concerts

I know a few people who break these rules.  Singers and attendees both actually.


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Original iPhone

In late June, the iPhone hit the US market. Apple aficionados queued for days to be first in line to get their greedy little paws on the long awaited gadget. fudder-employee Marc Esslinger is an Apple-fan as well . also because he has a very special relationship to Apple. His father Hartmut Esslinger designed the famous Apple IIc, which was Apple's first portable computer (1984). fudder presents Marc's personal Apple-Story and a Photo-Gallery with partly never before seen Apple-Designs of the early 80s. For example: The very first iPhone from 1983.



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Branding

Quick... Think about brands or names of products and services you know. Considering everything, which three brands do you consider the best? 

For the first time ever, Coke is listed at the top of the list.

Here is the full list according to a Harris Poll.

1. Coca-Cola
2. Sony
3. Toyota
4. Dell
5. Ford
6. Kraft Foods
7. Pepsi
8. Microsoft
9. Apple
10. Honda

Coca Cola On Top For First Time In Annual 'Best Brands' Harris Poll (Press Release)

SPOILED!

This page has all the spoiler stuff you don't want to know about Harry Potter's last book.  Try to resist it.  Even if you peek at the top, it ruins stuff so BE CAREFUL!

Britney

She's Looking Right!!

More of this please and not the pink wigs.

Drunken Stepfather

A Letter to Optimus Prime From His GEICO Auto Insurance Agent.

Dear Mr. Prime,

We have received your accident-claim reports for the month of June—they total 27. I regret to inform you that GEICO will not be able to reimburse you for any of those repairs. I feel that I have sent the same letter to you once a month for the last six months, and I am now sending it again.

Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either "Sneak attack by Decepticons" or "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings."

The only repairs for which you were reimbursed were the replacement of a cracked fender and a headlight, required after a Mr. I. Ron Hide backed his van into your truck; these cost $1,286.63. Our own investigation concluded that you were not at fault and that Mr. Hide had been drinking prior to the accident. Though police were unable to test his blood-alcohol level—Mr. Hide claimed that it would be impossible for police to examine his blood-alcohol content with a Breathalyzer, because he "doesn't breathe"—under Washington-state law, refusal to take a Breathalyzer test is equivalent to returning a result above the legal level.

But, I repeat, those were the only repairs for which you have been reimbursed, and it was a very minor accident in comparison to your other claims. I mention a few to illustrate the larger trend:

• $379,431.34 requested reimbursement for repairs to your truck cabin. You claimed the damage was caused by attacking fighter jets.
• $665,789.11 requested reimbursement for repairs to your trailer. You claimed the damage was caused by a giant mechanical scorpion, which I can only assume is some amusement-park ride, although I question the wisdom of bringing your mobile home so close to such dangerous equipment.
• $6,564,239.44 requested reimbursement for repairs to a truck part called the "Autobot Matrix of Leadership." You stated this occurred in "an ultimate confrontation between good and evil," with a Ms. Meg Atron and a Mr. U. Nicron causing the damage in question. Mr. Prime, I have checked every known car- and truck-part catalog published in the United States and have found nothing even resembling that part, never mind any part so expensive. Whatever disagreements you had with Ms. Atron and Mr. Nicron, I suggest that next time you either settle things peaceably or leave your Autobot Matrix of Leadership at home so it doesn't break. GEICO does not cover Autobot Matrix of Leaderships.

And the list goes on. Mr. Prime, I am going to remind you again: Your policy with GEICO only reimburses you for accidents that occur while you are engaged in the reasonable use of your truck and trailer. As I told you when you originally purchased the policy, GEICO does not offer Megatron coverage, Starscream coverage, Soundwave coverage, Decepticon coverage, or Energon-blast coverage. Those are just not the types of damages we would expect from reasonable use.

To sum up, GEICO has been unable to reimburse you for any repairs, but due to the high number of accidents you have been a party to this month, combined with the many accidents you have had in the preceding five months, your premium has increased to $235,567.50 per month. While that may seem like a lot, I remind you that it is a savings of $137 over Progressive and $98 over State Farm. Please have your check into our main office by the end of July.

Regards,

Simon Furman
GEICO Agent

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: A Letter to Optimus Prime From His GEICO Auto Insurance Agent.

Perfect Cubicle Collectibles to Show Off Geekiness

If I wasn't married and responsible with my money, I'd snatch all 5 of these up immediately.

Goonies never say die!

































Mezco Toyz and Warner Brothers Consumer Products are proud to announce the
first ever Goonies action figures from the cult classic 80s movie.The Goonies is the ultimate adventure movie that has truly become one of today’s cult classics. Premiering on the big screen in 1985, it placed in the top 10 highest grossing films of that year.

The Goonies has become a timeless favorite with a worldwide fan base. This movie has it all: treasure maps, villainous crooks, secret underground caverns, deadly booby traps, pirate skeletons, hidden treasure, and a monster. All this adds up to equal the magic that is...The Goonies.


Mezco Toyz presents the first assortment of action figures featuring:

• Mikey — with map, Copper Bones, Spanish Doubloon, alternate hand with inhaler and bag of marbles
• Data — with Bully Buster, Pinchers of Peril, sticky dart and dynamite
• Chunk — with statue of David, milk shake and piece of pizza
• Mouth — with lantern, hair brush, pirate sword and pirate treasure
• Sloth — with pirate hat and pirate swordEach figure is fully articulated and comes with a loads of accessories.

Available for pre-order this summer from the Mezco Direct Store.

Mezco Toyz | Movie, Television and Proprietary Action Figures & Collectibles

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Top 10 Webcam Hotties

That is all.

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Harry Potter Book Disguises

Ok, so you really wanna get the new Harry Potter book this week.  The problem is, you don't want your homeboys to know you're reading it.  Well, no worries.  There are plenty of book covers you can get to throw off the scent of reading a book aimed at teenagers.  With such gems as the three below, nobody would ever expect you to be reading about wizards and magic-ry or whatever.  In fact, you'll probably not even even get hassled ever again by the unsuspecting onlooker.  Remember, "The Road Through The Mountains is Paved... With Rape"

Click the link below to see all of them.  Asshole.




Harry Potter Book Disguises

Transform Your Photos Beautiful Mosaic

Take a few similar pictures and make a mosaic out of them.  If you do it right, the end result looks like something out of a brochure or website for a vacation getaway.  I can't wait to try this one out.

Transform... | Nifty Tutorials

CodecInstaller - audio and video codecs analysis tool. Install common codecs.

For those of you getting into the torrents game, this site might come in handy...

Ever had a movie where you could hear only the sound but there were no video? Or only video and no sound?That's almost certainly a codec missing! CodecInstaller is here to help you understand which codec you need and to let you install it in minutes.CodecInstaller is a Windows program that detects the Audio and Video codecs installed on your system, analyzes files to understand which codecs they require and suggests you to install them.

CodecInstaller - audio and video codecs analysis tool. Install common codecs.

Running Bulls Gore 7 In Pamplona

This post is strictly so that I can show ya this picture. 

BOOYA.

Running Bulls Gore 7 In Pamplona - Photos - KNBC | Los Angeles

25 Sites We Can't Live Without - TIME

Ditto.

25 Sites We Can't Live Without - TIME

50 Best Websites 2007 - TIME

Haven't looked too deeply yet, but I wanted to post this before I forgot to.  Always helpful to read a list like this.  You end up finding a hidden gem or two and some new bookmarks.

- 50 Best Websites 2007 - TIME

Attuworld | Everything interesting, strange, funny or sexy sooner or later ends up on Attuworld

I came across some stuff I wanna buy real bad.  Basically, it's a bottled scent of a woman's vagina.  You put a small dab on the back of your hand and sniff at it.  The site has a pretty sexy gallery of provocatively posed women holding the box as well as some of a real pimped out dude sitting around with naked ladies huffing the bottle.  Link at the bottom, below one of the free pictures.  Oh, I should add that the gallery is NSFW.

The erotic, intimate scent of an irresistable woman. The precious, vaginal odour filled into a small glass phial. The phial is shaken gently, only a tiny amount of the precious, organic substance is plied onto the back of the hand... and the irresistable smell that excudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies and starts the film rolling in your head.


Order some today!

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Mashup

Came across this track today looking for mashups. Combines Phil Collins' In the Air with Battle Without Honor or Humanity by Tomoyasu Hotei. The latter track being the most memorable song in Kill Bill Vol. 1 from a few years back.

It starts out somewhat sloppy to me, but really gets going after around a minute. Worth your time if you're into hip-hop sounding mashups out of two tracks that aren't hip-hop at all.

http://www.bobbymartini.co.uk/kill%20bill%20in%20the%20air%20tonight.mp3

Classic Funny Scene

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Take Her Panties Off

Modern Mechanix » FORTY-POUND CIGAR IS VALUED AT SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS

Got 10 Minutes to Kill?

10 minutes later, you'll want to kill.

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Wii Zapper Announced

Wired Blogs: Gadget Lab

RSSFWD

Nifty little site that allows you to set up your email account to receive an notification of an site update via email.  It's free, but there is a PayPal donate link if you feel so inclined.  Sign up for any site out there, especially this one!!

RssFwd : Reading RSS the way you are already reading your emails

Cereal Prank

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Internet in 1994

This is what the Internet looked like 13 years ago.  Incidentally, this company (DIGITAL) was who made my first printer.  It was a real piece of crap that came with my first PC bundle.  That pig was a screaming Intel PENTIUM!!! 100MHz, 8MB RAM, 1MB shared video, 14" monitor that made your eyes bleed.  In the 4 years we used that computer, we replaced the ink like twice.  Not because it was so efficient, but rather because it was literally impossible to find replacements for it.  SUN TV took us for a real ride that night.  In fact it was October 23rd, 1995 that we got our computer.  How do you remember that, Chewie?!  Simple.  I stayed up all night long messing around with it.  Seriously.  All night.  I went to college the next morning and half fell asleep on the 15 minute drive.  Later that night, I went to Cleveland to watch the Indians take on the Braves in the first home game of the 1995 World Series.  I sat one row from the top of the stadium and froze my nuts to the seat.  That's how I remember.

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This is Exactly How I Get Down Too!

Eyes have it: Madonna demands eye contact - Gossip: The Scoop - MSNBC.com

Aaron Eckhart is willing to suffer for his art.The “Thank You For Smoking” star is appearing in a film called “Bill” with Jessica Alba, and he says he put clothespins on his private parts to help his acting.“I had to pretend that my nuts hurt, so I put a clothespin on my nuts,” Eckhart told Men’s Journal. “Otherwise, you’re just learning your lines and saying them. There’s no art in that. People say, ‘Why do you want to put a clothespin on your nuts?’ You know why? Because that’s what I do for a living.”

For the kind of money he probably gets, I would be willing to mousetrap my cock.

Groom's Cake

Whatever the heck a groom's cake is anyways.  I'd still crush the cupcakes with my homeboys. 

Iron Man Poster is Officially Pretty Cool.

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Strangle With Style

Strangle With Style: Supreme Edition Darth Vader Costume From Original Molds Really Wheezes - Gizmodo

My Son Keeping It Real

Benjamin Franklin and Mufasa

Star Wars: The Legacy Revealed

Please set your TiVo or DVR for this show if you are not going to be able to watch it live. It's the night before the official 30th anniversary. Star Wars is probably one of the most important movies of all time. I will be writing an article as to why it is so important in the coming days. You may not realize just how far reaching its impact has been.


STAR WARS™:

THE LEGACY REVEALED

On The History Channel®


World Premiere Monday, May 28, at 9pm ET/PT


...Thirty years ago, an unheralded film known as Star Wars opened in theaters and took audiences on a groundbreaking journey to a galaxy far, far away. It instantly seized the public’s imagination, and three decades later still claims that grasp.

Now, a new special from The History Channel seeks to understand why the emotional impact of the Star Wars Saga remains as relevant as ever. The two-hour special, STAR WARS: THE LEGACY REVEALED, is a World Premiere on The History Channel on Monday, May 28 at 9pm ET/PT.

Through interviews with politicians, academics, journalists and critics – all of whom weigh in on the enduring appeal of George Lucas’s creations – the special demonstrates that Star Wars isn’t just a high-action adventure in space. It’s a remarkably complex and sophisticated story about power, politics, sin, spirituality and redemption—almost Shakespearean in its power, humor, presentation and influence.

The special makes the argument that Star Wars’ intensely compelling stories—borrowed from diverse
traditions, from Greek mythology and American westerns to the Bible and even Vaudeville—compel us to explore some of the biggest questions of our time. STAR WARS: THE LEGACY REVEALED explores that view through interviews with politicians, academics, journalists and critics, who all weigh in on the creations of George Lucas. The special shows how seldom a movie can make us laugh and think about our role in the
universe—which may be why it has stood the test of time.


There is a lot more to this article. Head on over to TheForce.net to check it out.

Rock, Scissors, Paper

Apparently, there is a game out there that you play with just your hands. At first, it sounds like a game of simple chance, but I have found that there is indeed some strategy behind it. Well, I found some tips that will help you gain the upper hand. In the event you ever play this "game", you will be one step ahead of the competition if you follow these simple steps. Now, your probably asking where you might come across these games of "chance". I hear that people use it as a deciding factor as to who might have to buy drinks at a bar, who might have to get up and grab the remote, who has answer the phone next at work, etc. Keep your eyes open as I think it could get huge.

1 - Rock is for Rookies
In RPS circles a common mantra is “Rock is for Rookies” because males have a tendency to lead with Rock on their opening throw. It has a lot to do with idea that Rock is perceived as “strong” and forceful”, so guys tend to fall back on it. Use this knowledge to take an easy first win by playing Paper. This tactic is best done in pedestrian matches against someone who doesn’t play that much and generally won’t work in tournament play.
2 - Scissors on First
The second step in the ‘Rock is for Rookies’ line of thinking is to play scissors as your opening move against a more experienced player. Since you know they won’t come out with rock (since it is too obvious), scissors is your obvious safe move to win against paper or stalemate to itself.
3 - The Double Run
When playing with someone who is not experienced at the RPS, look out for double runs or in other words, the same throw twice. When this happens you can safely eliminate that throw and guarantee yourself at worst a stalemate in the next game. So, when you see a two-Scissor run, you know their next move will be Rock or Paper, so Paper is your best move. Why does this work? People hate being predictable and the perceived hallmark of predictability is to come out with the same throw three times in row.
4 - Telegraph Your Throw
Tell your opponent what you are going to throw and then actually throw what you said. Why? As long as you are not playing someone who actually thinks you are bold enough to telegraph your throw and then actually deliver it, you can eliminate the throw that beats the throw you are telegraphing. So, if you announce rock, your opponent won’t play paper which means coming out with that scissors will give you at worst a stalemate and at best the win.
5 - Step Ahead Thinking
Don’t know what to do for your next throw? Try playing the throw that would have lost to your opponents last throw? Sounds weird but it works more often than not, why? Inexperienced (or flustered) players will often subconsciously deliver the throw that beat their last one. Therefore, if your opponent played paper, they will very often play Scissors, so you go Rock. This is a good tactic in a stalemate situation or when your opponent lost their last game. It is not as successful after a player has won the last game as they are generally in a more confident state of mind which causes them to be more active in choosing their next throw.
6 - Suggest A Throw
When playing against someone who asks you to remind them about the rules, take the opportunity to subtly “suggest a throw” as you explain to them by physically showing them the throw you want them to play. ie “Paper beats Rock, Rock beats scissors (show scissors), Scissors (show scissors again) beats paper.” Believe it or not, when people are not paying attention their subconscious mind will often accept your “suggestion”. A very similar technique is used by magicians to get someone to take a specific card from the deck.
7 - When All Else Fails Go With Paper
Haven’t a clue what to throw next? Then go with Paper. Why? Statistically, in competition play, it has been observed that scissors is thrown the least often. Specifically, it gets delivered 29.6% of the time, so it slightly under-indexes against the expected average of 33.33% by 3.73%. Obviously, knowing this only gives you a slight advantage, but in a situation where you just don’t know what to do, even a slight edge is better than none at all.
8 - The Rounder’s Ploy
This technique falls into more of a ‘cheating’ category, but if you have no honour and can live with yourself the next day, you can use it to get an edge. The way it works is when you suggest a game with someone, make no mention of the number of rounds you are going to play. Play the first match and if you win, take it is as a win. If you lose, without missing a beat start playing the ‘next’ round on the assumption that it was a best 2 out of 3. No doubt you will hear protests from your opponent but stay firm and remind them that ‘no one plays best of one for a kind of decision that you two are making’. No this devious technique won’t guarantee you the win, but it will give you a chance to battle back to even and start again

Stol'n and Chew'd from World RPS Society

Meme Cats

Jessica Simpson Dresses Like Your Mom

So far so good, right?


Hmm. Now what?


This is how your mom dresses when she listens to Crystal Gayle and drinks her TAB. You know, right after she watches General Hospital.

10 Myths About School Shootings

Myth No. 1. “He didn’t fit the profile.”

In fact, there is no profile. “There is no accurate or useful ‘profile’ of students who engaged in targeted school violence,” the researchers found.

The stereotypes of teens in Goth makeup or other types of dress are not useful in preventing attacks. Just as in other areas of security -- workplace violence, airplane hijacking, even presidential assassination -- too many innocent students will fit any profile you can come up with, and too many attackers will not.

“The demographic, personality, school history, and social characteristics of the attackers varied substantially,” the report said. Attackers were of all races and family situations, with academic achievement ranging from failing to excellent.

Most, but not all, have been male, though that fact alone doesn't help an adult rule in or out someone as dangerous.

Myth No. 2. “He just snapped.”

Rarely were incidents of school violence sudden, impulsive acts. Attackers do not “just snap,” but progress from forming an idea, to planning an attack, to gathering weapons. This process can happen quickly, but sometimes the planning or gathering weapons are discoverable.

Myth No. 3. “No one knew.”

Before most of the attacks, someone else knew about the idea or the plan. "In most cases, those who knew were other kids: friends, schoolmates, siblings and others. However, this information rarely made its way to an adult." Most attackers engaged in some behavior prior to the incident that caused concern or indicated a need for help.

Myth No. 4. “He hadn’t threatened anyone.”

Too much emphasis is placed on threats. Most attackers did not threaten, and most threateners did not attack. A child who talks of bringing a gun to school, or seeking revenge on teachers or classmates, poses a threat, whether or not a threat is made.

Myth No. 5. “He was a loner.”

In many cases, students were considered in the mainstream of the student population and were active in sports, school clubs or other activities.

Only one-quarter of the students hung out with a group of students considered to be part of a “fringe group.”

Myth No. 6. “He was crazy.”

Only one-third of the attackers had ever been seen by a mental health professional, and only one-fifth had been diagnosed with a mental disorder. Substance abuse problems were also not prevalent. “However, most attackers showed some history of suicidal attempts or thoughts, or a history of feeling extreme depression or desperation.” Most attackers had difficulty coping with significant losses or personal failures.

Myth No. 7. “If only we’d had a SWAT team or metal detectors.”

Despite prompt law enforcement responses, most shooting incidents were over well before a SWAT team could have arrived. Metal detectors have not deterred students who were committed to killing themselves and others.

Myth No. 8. “He’d never touched a gun.”

Most attackers had access to weapons, and had used them prior to the attack. Most of the attackers acquired their guns from home.

Myth No. 9. “We did everything we could to help him.”

"Many attackers felt bullied, persecuted or injured by others prior to the attack," and said they had tried without success to get someone to intervene. Administrators and teachers were targeted in more than half the incidents.

Myth No. 10. “School violence is rampant.”

It may seem so, with media attention focused on a spate of school shootings. In fact, school shootings are extremely rare. Even including the more common violence that is gang-related or dispute-related, only 12 to 20 homicides a year occur in the 100,000 schools in the U.S. In general, school assaults and other violence have dropped by nearly half in the past decade.

Stol'n and Chew'd from MSNBC

Vagina Power

Americans Don't Care Because Americans Aren't Involved

Suspected Sunni insurgents penetrated the Baghdad security net Wednesday, hitting Shiite targets with four bomb attacks that killed 183 people — the bloodiest day since the U.S. troop surge began nine weeks ago.

Late Wednesday, Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki ordered the arrest of the Iraqi army colonel who was in charge of security in the area around the Sadriyah market where at least 127 people died and 148 were wounded in one of the bombings. With streets and bodies blown apart and death all around, it's impossible to imagine that the bomb site was once the crowded Sadriyah market, reports CBS News reporter Martin Seemungal. It was one of 5 deadly bombings in Baghdad in less than 8 hours, most in Shiite areas.

Nationwide, the number of people killed or found dead on Wednesday was 233, which equaled the highest death toll since The Associated Press began recording daily nationwide deaths in May 2005. U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates called the bombings "horrifying" and accused al Qaeda of being behind them. The market is situated on a side street lined with shops and vendors selling produce, meat and other staples. It is also about 500 yards from a Sunni shrine. About an hour earlier, a suicide car bomber crashed into an Iraqi police checkpoint at an entrance to Sadr City, the capital's biggest Shiite Muslim neighborhood and a stronghold for the militia led by radical anti-U.S. cleric Muqtada al-Sadr. The explosion killed at least 41 people, including five Iraqi security officers, and wounded 76, police and hospital officials said. Black smoke billowed from a jumble of at least eight incinerated vehicles that were in a jam of cars stopped at the checkpoint. Bystanders scrambled over twisted metal to drag victims from the smoldering wreckage as Iraqi guards staggered around stunned. Earlier, a parked car exploded near a private hospital in the central neighborhood of Karradah, killing 11 people and wounding 13, police said. The blast damaged the Abdul-Majid hospital and other nearby buildings. The fourth explosion was from a bomb left on a minibus in the central Rusafi area, area, killing four people and wounding six others, police said.

I'm irate for two reasons. First, this happens almost daily over in Irag. We chose to go over there. We weren't forced to. We are not forced to stay there any longer either. If they wanted to, they could pull up a whole fleet of jets and aircraft carriers and be on their way home by the time you eat your dinner tonight. How about this... 30 Americans have died in Iraq this week. Are they not as important as the Virginia Tech victims? They're the same age. Second, I'm pissed that there will be nothing but finger pointing over this whole ordeal. Nobody will take the blame. Let's put this on the video game industry. Let's blame it on desensitization from movies and television. Let's blame violent music lyrics. How about we blame the frigging media for sensationalizing events like this? We are in an age where we can have all available information within minutes. The problem with that, is that it is not all true, substantiated, or verifiable information. If there is one person to blame, then that someone should step up and take the heat for this.

At least Anna Nicole can finally be left alone. Hopefully Britney shows some more vag so we can report on the important stuff again.

Article VIA CBS NEWS.